thirdreturned: (And a blue Corvette)
Sᴏʀʀᴏᴡ ([personal profile] thirdreturned) wrote 2016-10-21 09:23 am (UTC)

permatext;

Request: I understand your problem. I can create something that would allow your... computer to access electricity, however, in return I will be able to access your database, similar to our access of the phone network. You have my word that I will not alter or harm anything on it.

As payment, I would require something slightly more substantial. I want to have a conversation about your greatest regret. That shouldn't prove too much for you, I trust.

Complaint: You're assuming that my inaction isn't calculated: it is. I will not step in where there is conflict, as conflict is where Fear, Rage, Confusion and myself all thrive. At least- not unless there was something greater at stake. I sympathize, but at this moment, I believe that my benefit outweighs your misfortune. My advice would be to try being more organized.

I agree abut his humor. I have attempted negotiating it with him so he could stop harassing me, but he has not accepted my offers thusfar. Nothing he wants outweighs his desire to be a nuisance.

If you do kill him, I'll reward you.

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