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[thirdreturned]

[Sorrow's voicemail is quiet and stern.]

Leave a message for me and I'll respond when I'm available.

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[skelebro]

'course they do. they make people laugh.

seems like a pretty arbitrary price to set, just sayin'.

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[thirdreturned]

I have never laughed at your jokes, so they do not benefit me, and so there is no need to tell them to me. You can still tell them to others if you want.

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[skelebro]

i submit that maybe you just haven't heard one that's funny enough.

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[thirdreturned]

I submit that you aren't funny to me, and neither are any of your companions.

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[skelebro]

yikes.

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[thirdreturned]

It's the truth.

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[skelebro]

truth is relative.
flowers can wait.

jokes are more important.

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[thirdreturned]

You're refusing this agreement?

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[skelebro]

negotiations i can do, but jokes are non-negotiable.

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[thirdreturned]

If you insist.