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heya. you seem to be the go-to guy for plants around here.

i got the botanical description of a flower from home that i think might interest ya. called an "echo flower," and it does exactly what it sounds like it does. think you might be interested in reproducin' it on a small or large scale?

[As for payment...well, Sans doesn't have a big enough ego to assume his numerous perceived betrayals would be enough to generate whatever emotional capital he needs as leverage. But he doubts it'll require a lot of effort on his part to fulfill that requirement.]

I could, but you would have to provide me with a very detailed explanation, since I would be making it from nothing.

Also, I would require you to never make a pointless joke to me again. On top of the usual payment.

never again? i dunno man, that's a pretty steep price. you sure you can't just settle with a few tears and recriminations and be done with it?

besides, all my jokes have points.

I cannot. You're annoying and I'd like for that to stop.

And no, they don't.

'course they do. they make people laugh.

seems like a pretty arbitrary price to set, just sayin'.

I have never laughed at your jokes, so they do not benefit me, and so there is no need to tell them to me. You can still tell them to others if you want.